If you don’t like it for any reason,
You can send it back for a full refund
and we’ll even pay the freight both ways.
How can we afford this? Everyone Likes them.
If we goof up your order, We’ll fix it at no cost to you.
However, we don’t goof up very often.
If you wear it out after Years of Shooting and Thousands of Hits, then you’ll just have to buy a new one.